Ilkley
foreigner: "why are there so many old people around?"
Ilkley inhabitant: "they are queuing up to die"
Ilkley inhabitant: "they are queuing up to die"
Ilkley by InTheKnow;) August 25, 2012
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Ilkley
A small town near Leeds full of old people, and posh twats who live in big houses and shop at Jack Wills, but who like to think they're badass because they're 'from Yorkshire.' It has all the snobbishness of the South condensed into one highstreet with a couple of cafes and some charity shops.
Ilkley Mother - "Let's go partake of luncheon in Betty's Cafe! Hopefully there won't be too many peasants on the streets today."
Ilkley Daughter - "Certainly mama, just let me fetch my Chanel handbag and Gucci glasses as I simply cannot be seen in public without them!"
Ilkley Daughter - "Certainly mama, just let me fetch my Chanel handbag and Gucci glasses as I simply cannot be seen in public without them!"
Ilkley by Mrs Rumpelstiltskin March 14, 2011
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
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Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
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