that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur 

a comeback.

for e.g.

P: your lame
M: your mom is lame
P: that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur

that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur by zanethecamel April 13, 2011

I'M OLD

When you're old! and solo the manifestation of darkness

"What does this action do?"
"I'm Old!"

I'M OLD by the guy who defined something January 20, 2026

I'm Old!

The Very Popular Phrase Said by Gerson Boom, a character from the Hit game Deltarune

I'm Old! -Gerson

I'm Old! by TheArtificerOfAKITA_the3RD February 15, 2026

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I 

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

I'm Too Old For This Shit 

When you feel that doing the same shit over and over for years is too much to deal with anymore.

Example 1:

Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.

Example 2:

Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.

I'm Too Old For This Shit by Bhursty1180 January 20, 2015

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” 

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.

Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

How old am I? 

Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are

"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU

How old am I? by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022