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I crush the tiki 

When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the π–†π–‘Γ­π–Šπ–“, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
Alex loves the tiki so much so so much. He thinks it’s better than the alien.

Alex: Sometimes I love to crush the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )

Dan: Bro what? 🀨🀨🀨

Alex: Erm according to my research. πŸ€“πŸ‘†I crush the tiki means. When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the π–†π–‘Γ­π–Šπ–“, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
I crush the tiki by April stars August 14, 2024
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I'm not a player I just crush alot 

(Aka I'm not a playa I just f**k alot) A boy who f**ks alot of girls. he does not want to be tied down because he wants to go after every girl he thinks looks good. In other words, an excuse just so you a guy doesn't have to admit he's a player. Listen to the Big Pun Song!
Q: Are you a player?
A: Naw, I'm not a player I just crush alot

April 6 National tell my crush i got a crush on them day 

On april 6 you have to tell your crush that you like them.
Good Luck☘
April 6 National tell my crush i got a crush on them day

I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

When you eat to much frying pan oil and go on the terror dactil and poop your pants but it’s ok because you have a golden German Shepard
When I play genshin impact with Nate yeoman, I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

Crush my cock with a rock i must 

Crush my cock with a rock i must!
Maximum pain i must endure!
Crush my cock with a rock i must!

I crashed my phone 

I've accidentally broken my phone by putting a glitch/ bug on it
'There's a bug glitches on my phone and it's crashed it, it won't turn on anymore I need a new one'

- I crashed my phone- is where a phone had crashed by a glitch

I crash my camel toe bridge 

the lyrics from "I Love It" (feat. Charli XCX) "I crashed my car into the bridge." sounds an awful lot like "I crash my camel toe bridge".

The sentence "I don't care" is making everyone hear this song in their head, so people started saying "I crash my camel toe bridge".
Roger: Charlie, our fellow classmate just got into a car accident
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.
Roger: How can you say that?!

Cashier: Sir, you forgot your change!
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.