I like this one 

An overly used comment that is posted on almost everyone who is a myspace whore's picture. This comment has been used so much that it is a cliche.

Anyone who posts this comment should rot in the fiery pits of hell.

some emo fag posted this comment under one of my pics. "I like this one".

They'll die for that...

I like this one by Nick A. March 19, 2005

i like this girl 

man listen hear go ask her out well I'm not really the one to talk I don't really have the courage for that but hope you get enough to go ask her out

Jon: "I like this girl but I don't want to ask her out".
bob: "go ask he out now man".

i like this girl by elyqii June 2, 2021

what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle 

man tf up before you miss your shot

Hey, what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle?

what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle by Devon112 June 23, 2019

i think i like this little life 

suicide

i think i like this little life this morning when Ethan burnt my sosig

i think i like this little life by 1582693704 March 16, 2024

i don't like this 

this isn't an definition i'd like to state that my last post got took down and people copied my definition and that's not cool because no one had made that definition for like an week and when i go back on to check my post it's gone. please don't steal my posts thanks.

here's an funny cool story
so i met this guy
in class
and he was like
"hey, ur kinda cute wanna go out?"
i laughed so hard
and said "no"
and everybody heard him
so he was mad all day
cuz ppl kept laughing
anyways i dont like this means nothing like:
girl1: this means nothing she was totes i don't like this on this post

i don't like this by peefr0g_ May 11, 2021

I know this place like I know my baguette 

This expression is a derivation of the french expression "I know this place like my pocket" which is an equivalent of " I know this place like the back of my hand" meaning that a person knows really well a place.
Works better if you are french or a baker.

-Do you know where we are?
-Yeah of course. I know this place like I know my baguette.

I know this place like I know my baguette by ElendV February 17, 2018

If I had a son he would look like this

Is a joke made from a speech President Obama made about Trayvon Martin who was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch. In the speech Obama read he said "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon". The reason this joke arisen is because many people misinterpreted it and thought he said that every black person looked the same.

Another way the joke was made is when someone dies than you'd say this. Because the speech was given when Trayvon was deceased so it was interpenetrated as "If I had a son he'd look dead".

If I had a son he would look like this.

If I had a son he would look like this by boondox July 1, 2014