I haven't a fuck to give. 

When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.

"Easter was last week..."
"I haven't a fuck to give."

I haven't a fuck to give. by 87 vaginas January 15, 2009

I haven't got a Salomon 

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.

A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"

I haven't got a Salomon by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009

I haven’t seen two pretty best friends

There is a set of two people and people say I haven’t seen two pretty best friends. Which means one is pretty and the other is not and it’s always like that with friends.

Girl: *posts a picture or TikTok w/ friend*
People: I haven’t seen two pretty best friends

I haven’t seen two pretty best friends by anonymous November 9, 2020

I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds 

Come on, she is my best fwend!!!

The bad excuse to talk to your fwend in cass

Come on, I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds by VicenaryCave February 28, 2019

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass” by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

I haven't done this to anyone 

I haven't weaponized schizophrenia. I see it looks like some of the celebrities I named and some of ones I didn't can be seen yell at people and pointing in their face "Don't talk to me like that again" and Denzel Washington yelling and pointing at a guy to stop touching him and then the guy touches him again.

Hym "I haven't done this to anyone. I didn't weaponize schizophrenia. I don't know why they were doing it to me. But you CAN IN FACT do it for other reasons. None of them are good reasons and the people doing it are clearly worse than the people doing it."

I haven't done this to anyone by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

I haven't forgotten

But as you can clearly see, they are (in an abstract sense) trying to keep me chained to this fucking gas station.

Hym Iam "I haven't forgotten and you are doing great. Advance progress by 5% and get somebody down here."

I haven't forgotten by Hym Iam April 4, 2026