i have no gf goodnight 

A statement implying one has no female partner, goodnight.

I have no gf goodnight.

i have no gf goodnight by Yesyeshello November 27, 2017

I have no friends 

Something true.

I have no friends.

I have no friends by Veryextremelyamazinglylonelyma January 24, 2021

I have no recollection 

Typically invoked by governmental officials during sworn testimony to the U.S. Congress to deny potentially damaging -- politically and/or criminally -- behavior.

From the 1994 film "Clear and Present Danger" starring Harrison Ford:

Jack Ryan: Who authorized this?
Robert Ritter: I'm sure they'll ask you that.
Jack Ryan: Who authorized it?
Robert Ritter: I have no recollection, Senator

I have no recollection by LetsGoOakland April 4, 2007

I have no pants on 

A most highly effective statement one can use to quickly end an episode of unwanted texting with a platonic friend.

It seemed she was unable to stop what had become endless workplace texting and so I texted, “I have no pants on,” which brought it to a screeching halt for the rest of the afternoon.

I have no pants on by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021

i have no idea 

The ultimate fucking answer to every single question in the universe. Seriously. Try it.

What can be used on any question in the universe? I have no idea.

i have no idea by D3athR3bel February 10, 2014

I have no friends 

When all your friends think they're too cool for you and leave you.

(Talking to self): Joe and Bob decided I am so bad at making jokes that i'm not good enough so I have no friends.

I have no friends by Blonde_jelyfish March 12, 2017

i have no life 

You have no life.You should go buy one of fuckin Amazon.

Dude1 I have no life

Dude 2: Go talk to your mom about masterbating im sleeping Jesus fuck

i have no life by freeloder34 May 27, 2017