I have a plan 

Something one says when they have a plan to become mango harvesters in Tahiti.

Guy 1 : I have a plan.
Guy 2 : where have I heard that before?
Guy 1 : all we need is money, and we’ll be harvesting mangos in Tahiti.

I have a plan by I am not a cat or. Shark December 13, 2018

i have a bomb 

Something to say at school.
Saying that “I have a bomb” is a real confidence booster i would try it in crowded areas.

Kid: I HAVE A BOMB
Girl: Omg run!
Kid 2: Nice, what kind of bomb, we talkin C4 or a Bomb-vest

i have a bomb by SchoolBomber11 October 27, 2020

I have a plan arthur 

I just need money

I have a plan Arthur, JUST TRUST ME, at least Micah has some loyalty

I have a plan arthur by Yeetyboi8 December 28, 2018

i have the high ground 

Something to describe as in of altitude limits within the ground.

Obi-Wan "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"
Anakin "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER"
Obi-Wan "Don't try it"

i have the high ground by Robert_Fonza March 29, 2017

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON 

...So? Go have sex.

"HOLY SHIT I COULD FUCK A BRICK WALL RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TYPE 'I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON' IN THE SEARCH BAR RIGHT NOW EL OH EL, WHORES." - You

"I'm a website, what do you want me to do?" - Urbandictionary

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON by The Website February 26, 2013

I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

I have to return some video tapes by mrRected April 16, 2010

i have no gf goodnight 

A statement implying one has no female partner, goodnight.

I have no gf goodnight.

i have no gf goodnight by Yesyeshello November 27, 2017