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i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban [Dictionary] and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
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I dont know, I'm not a Doctor 

A sarcastic reply to a very obvious statement or situation.
Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh?
Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep deprived.
Gerry: Really? You know I heard sleep was a good way to treat sleep deprivation, but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor. I might be wrong.

Andrew: Hey look! It's raining outside!
John: Yea I heard it tends to happen every once and a while....but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor so don't take my word on that.

i dont know

A phrase that people use sometimes when they're too lazy to explain anything.
person 1:What did you eat for breakfast?
person 2:I dont know..

I dont know

I dont know by dvfrv May 17, 2019

I Dont Know

Thing 1: Hey what is the definition for I Dont know?
Thing 2: I dont know.
I Dont Know by chronofreezer December 24, 2010

I dont know son 

A Phrase originally from The Hilarious film step brothers

What Derek Huff says to his son in complete despair When Dale says something truly stupid. Asking if bonito fish are big ?
Dale:are bonito fish big

Tommy: Whats this guys deal ?

Derek:Ah...I dont know son

i dont know you from adam 

not to know someone

i dont know you from adam
i dont know him from adam
i dont know her from adam
John: Yo ma what's really good?

Sam: oh please, I dont know you from adam
i dont know you from adam by ra5902 December 31, 2007