I did not have sexual relations with that woman 

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.

America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...

I did not have sexual relations with that woman by William Shakespear XVII June 3, 2009

I DID YOUR MOM 

A common insult...unless you really did fuck someones mom...

Oh yeah..well...I DID YOUR MOM. BURN

I DID YOUR MOM by pooturboot November 13, 2007

I Did a Buer 

To carry out a task in a dangerous or unsatisfactory manner, without any thought or planning usually resulting in damage to property and or personal injury

last night I did a Buer. I tried to do a sick trick with my quadcopter but ended up crashing into a bus stop full of school children

I Did a Buer by CrookedFPV February 8, 2017

I did not come here to make friends!

A phrase that pops up in lots of competitive reality television shows such as Survivor, The Apprentise, Flavor of Love, and many, many, more. What is intresting about this phrase is that you would never say it anywhere outside of television. Even if you were in a position where you where not there to make friends you would not gain anything by anouncing it.

On a competitive reality television show

Person 1: I am going to win this and you know it!
Person 2: Oh no you won't! I will fight you if I have to! I did not come here to make friends!

I did not come here to make friends! by Dr. M0 October 12, 2009

i did a thing

there a special place in hell for people why use this phrase

chad:i did a thing
stephanie: go2 hell chad

i did a thing by kickrocks January 2, 2021

I Did Something Bad 

I Did Something Bad is an abosolute bop from Taylor Swift’s 6th studio album, reputation. This song was the first song that artist Taylor Swift has ever sworn in. The sang the iconic line “If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing” referring to when Kanye West tried to take credit for Taylor Swift’s success in his song, Famous. Therefore, I Did Something Bad is a lyrical masterpiece that has such an important meaning behind it. Now go steam it!

“Stream reputation on Spotify”
“My dude I have been, my favourite song is I Did Something Bad!”

I Did Something Bad by Taylor_sw13t February 23, 2019

I Did Not Hit Her 

1. It’s not true, it’s bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not.

{Oh hi Mark}

Friend 1 (has not seen The Room): I can’t believe they’re saying this about me, I did not hit her!

Friend 2 (has seen The Room): it’s not true, it’s bullshit, you did not hit her, you did not *limply throws water bottle*

Friend 1: Huhh??

Friend 3 (named Marcus) shows up randomly

Friend 1: Oh, hi Mark.

I Did Not Hit Her by Alex-2598 February 23, 2021