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hyperpenis 

a penis that is always hard or erect and always being inserted inside objects such as jars of peanut butter, envelopes, toilet paper tubes and hypervaginas.
1. man my hyperpenis is always ready for action.
2. i think i will go masterbate into a jar of peanut butter.
hyperpenis by slutface skank October 16, 2006

hyperverse 

(Hi-per-verse)

Noun

A theoretical, Fifth-Dimensional plane of existance that contains one or more Multiverses within itself. Can be used as a replacement of Omniverse, or as a middle ground between the greater and lesser.
"Control of the Hyperverse is control over most possible existence"

Hypervertical 

To be taller than the average person. To have gone through a hyper growth spurt. See opposite: Vertically Challenged
Andy was 6'4" making him hypervertical.

Hyperspermia 

to produce more semen during an ejaculation than usual due to high levels of arousal or long-term abstinence from masturbation.
Boy/Girl 1: "Oh my god, that was a big cum shot!"
Boy/Girl 2: "I know! I must have hyperspermia or something ;)"
Hyperspermia by Jaden07 December 5, 2010

Hyperporn 

Porn that is so hardcore it requires 4 3D screens just to view it on its lowest quality.
Jack got bored of watching Hollyoaks so he decided to grab some lube and start watching some hyperporn.
Hyperporn by Sentinel Grime March 20, 2012

Hyperverbilating 

When you talk loads of shit about nothing important.
Last night I was hyperverbilating so much to all the guys at the party. I feel so embarrassed!
Hyperverbilating by TheRussMarcus October 15, 2013