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How to Be a Motherfucking Pimp 

A disturbing, yet illuminating book by the notorious pimp Dazzle Razzle.
Hank: How to be a Motherfucking Pimp gave me nightmares
Joe: But you did learn how to pimp like a motherfucker
Hank: Indeed. And for this I am eternally grateful to Dazzle Razzle. God bless that motherfucking pimp
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How To Be A Player

Step 1: Find a girl
Step 2: Fuck her right in the pussy
Step 3: Repeat
My friend gave me tips on how to be a player

How to be a baddie

A viral TikTok of a girl giving advice on how to be a baddie. It has generated many memes in the anime community.
Emma: How to be a baddie, grr.
Phil: Wear black or red lipstick, mmph, grr.

how to be smart

Urban dictionary wont make you smart dumbass.
you cant be look up "how to be smart"
how to be smart by BISBOI May 4, 2018

how to be scene 

To Be come seen you must do the following:
1.Get nice choopy hair.
2.Use lots of pink and blue makeup
3.Wear skin tight pants
4.possibly wear nice bows
5.Wear as much accseries as possible
6.Wear kid t-shirts
7.Take maggnificent photos on myspace
8.The rest you should catch on to
how to be scene-you can find these examples by going on myspace and finding what i have said and remember their pictures are pretty much amazing.
how to be scene by Arachel August 18, 2006

how to be fake 

pretending, somthing that you arn't.

(1. dyed hair: usually black, blonde, or brown.

2. fake tanned: being tan from a salon not the sun, leaves orange glow.

3. wears tight clothing: usually items that can show off their body's or fake tanned skin. mostly abercrombie, A&F, hollister, and american eagle.

4. fake girls always have make-up on, most of them never leave their house without it. fake girls always have the thick dark mascara lashes and usually have some-what thick eye liner.

5. nails done at all time: acrilic nails to fake girls are probally one of the most important things to them. this includes finger nails and toe nails.

6. always have accessories: fakes girls always tend to have huge sunglasses and big purses from name brands such as chanel, prada, Louie V, dolce and gabbana, juicy couture and guess.

7. fake girls all usually have sqeaky or scratchy and high pitched voices, or at least try to make their voices sound like that.

8. they usually have very loud and obnoxiously annoying laughs, that they fake because they think their real laughs are too manly.

9. fake girls usually swear frequently and use alot of slang words, their usually the ones who hear the new slang words first.

10. fake girls can always be caught calling their friends by pet names like girl, gilfriend, baby, babygirl or words that are usually hurtful, but to them their names you call people when their close with them. such as hucci, whore, slut, cunt, and bitch.

11. fake girls always have their myspace done with the hottest new upcoming song that no one really knows yet, you can find the hottest guys with the most gorgeous bodies in their hundreds and thousands of myspace friends. fake girls usually hide or show everything on their page and has hundreds of photo comments to seem "exclusive".

when fake girls do this they are sometimes mistaken for italian princesses.
gianna B: oh my god, nicole and gabby are so fake!
gianna M: yeah, but they get all the guys!
gianna B: oh my god, your so right! their so lucky, i wanna know how to be fake!
gianna M: me too, apparently its alot of work.