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parker house roll 

You are making a parker house roll and you cum into the dough and don't tell anyone else except for your grandmother. You then serve the roll at Thanksgiving dinner.
My grandmother used to make parker house rolls.

Honey, why do the parker house rolls taste funny?

Rolling a House 

A prank, that is primarily partaken in the south, where in the middle of the night a person or group of people sneak into another person's yard to throw toilet paper all over their house, lawn furniture, trees, bushes etc.

A successful run is done undetected. If you're busted it doesn't count as them getting "rolled".
McKenzie: You guys bailed pretty early during the Homecoming dance, where'd you guys all go?
Hailey: Well, we got bored so we went and were rolling a house of one of the teachers who was supervising the dance.

McKenzie: Oh my god! That's hilarious!!

Alex: Hey man! Passed down Parker Blvd. this morning.. dude.. Jordan's house got rolled hard.
David: It was us. Don't tell anyone though. He swore up and down no one would roll him cause' no one knew where he lived.
Alex: Ha! That poor bastard.
Rolling a House by Hypzdontlie February 20, 2017

horseroll 

A lesser-known variation on the rickroll mostly used on b3ta, where one surreptitiously directs someone to the DeAgostini "I Love Horses" website, with the intent of irritating them with its brainworm of a jingle.
Person1: Here, check out this link!
Person2: I love horses? wtf?
Person1: Lol, horserolled.
horseroll by M_M1 August 27, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026