Bleak House is a theorized subgenre of house music characterized by a repetitive four-on-the-floor beat, a tempo of 120 bpm, and a merging of positive, uplifting sonics with a perverse existential angst that addresses Weltschmerz by leaning into Schopenhauerian pessimism.

* Reference made to Charles Dickens’ 1853 novel, Bleak House
* Term coined by Projekt Records’ Sam Rosenthal on June 13, 2023, in reference to VEiiLA

On their third album, after their recording studio burned down and all their gear was lost, they really went for that Bleak House sound.

Bleak House by Sam_R. June 14, 2023

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Breakfast House

The term used to describe dance music that is buttery, smooth and very satisfying.

Did you see the line up for that music festival? It's stacked with the best Breakfast House Djs!

Breakfast House by DrFozz June 27, 2016

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House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings

His name is Dayne Clif and ever person with this name wrecks houses

That guy is such a house House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings

House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023

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International goth girl breaks into your house day

February 20th is the International Goth Girl Breaks Into Your House Day is an annual event where goth girl mysteriously appear in your home to spend the day with you. Depending on the girl, she may either become your lover or simply spend the day engaging in goth-inspired activities.

Bro 1: Dude did a goth girl come to your house today? Apparently today is International goth girl breaks into your house day

Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf

International goth girl breaks into your house day by Cheesemastah February 19, 2025

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