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honk her horn 

When you drive the bus on a girl as you're having sex with her, you insert your thumb into her booty to illicit a yell, moan, shout, curse, etc. from her.
Dick was driving the bus on Jane when he decided to honk her horn. She yelled and moaned in approval!
honk her horn by GI75 December 20, 2006

Honk The Horn 

The uncontrollable act induced by extreme excitement after an individual locates his cock, where he tediously shaves away at the outermost layer of skin until only the urethra is intact.
- Hello? 9-1-1? Yah, I just woke up with an apple peeler in my hand and the bloody existence of my penis was urinating like an unmanned fire hose.

- Stay calm... Prior to you passing out, you unconsciously mutilated your penis. Medical professionals familiar with "Honk The Horn" cases are on their way.
Honk The Horn by ScreamTeam April 4, 2009

Honked my horn 

You don't wanna know what it means
She honked my horn last night, it was orgasmic.
Honked my horn by Jamieleemae December 30, 2017
A usually ugly, always fat girl who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault males who are too drunk to defend themselves. See: swamp donkey slam pig
After a long night of drinking, Mike hooked up with a hornhonk.
Hornhonk by hornhonk July 7, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026