Hookering 

When a female who is a hooker is loitering on a person's property. Probably needs a revaginalazation afterwards.

It's so sad the Rachel was hookering at the motel again.

Hookering by Noresun2noAmy2 May 30, 2020

Hoovering 

1. v. To vacuum a floor or rug ;

2. v. Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

3. v. Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

4. v. Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

5. n. Derogatory term for taking advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than paid for or borrowing things and rarely returning them.

1. I was hoovering the second floor bedrooms and hall!
2. After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried hoovering me back!
3. Last night, Blake was hovering the cocaine as usual!
4. Last night was great, Tanya was hoovering me all night!
5. Alicia is hoovering her brother this weekend.

Hoovering by Webster's Bro August 6, 2010

hoosierling 

human offspring characterized by loud, obnoxious behavior. Spends most time being spoiled rotten, taught to be apathetic towards the world and very socially petty. Takes everything for granted and acts very entitled. When they don't get their whims fulfilled they throw tantrums the likes of which would make non-elitists want to pull their teeth out.

If you can't control your hoosierling then they will receive a free espresso and a puppy.

hoosierling by Travis Hackney February 20, 2009

hookering 

the act of being a hooker or the act of selling yourself.

You want to come hookering in our neighborhood.
Shouldn't you be hookering somewhere.

hookering by Pimpin Dark February 26, 2005

hoosedinger 

Hoosedinger:

- the feeling one gets when they are desperate to know the meaning of a word but their brain somehow impedes them to remember, therefore, causing fustration and "upsetedness"

The history of Hoosedinger:
One day, Mr. Fitz went up to the board and said:
"I want you to draw a graph on a hoosedinger travelling along a ramp"
"What's a hoosedinger sir?" the student asked.
Sadly, nobody understood the explanation, and from that day on, hoosedinger got it's meaning.

A student is writting a test and suddently he gets a "brain freeze"
"Noo! Dammit!" he cries, fustrated.
"Oh... he is having one bad hoosedinger over there" another student comments.

Quote from a reliable source:
"I would rather understand what a hoosedinger is than to read my physics text book!"

hoosedinger by JustMe174 June 6, 2007

hootering

the act of partaking in waitressing at Hooters.

Janice is a waitress. She's been hootering her way through college for months now.

hootering by DonnieSSSSS July 23, 2010

Hosmering

The act of getting belligerently drunk and shouting random obscenities at strangers in public places, often followed by passing out in said public places.

Andy kept yelling, "fuck you and your family." He was hosmering so hard last night.

Guy: Did you see Andy pass out at the Royals' game?
Girl: Yeah, he was just hosmering.

Hosmering by NotTheRealSausageFingers April 28, 2014