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Hoovering 

1. v. To vacuum a floor or rug ;

2. v. Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

3. v. Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

4. v. Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

5. n. Derogatory term for taking advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than paid for or borrowing things and rarely returning them.
1. I was hoovering the second floor bedrooms and hall!
2. After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried hoovering me back!
3. Last night, Blake was hovering the cocaine as usual!
4. Last night was great, Tanya was hoovering me all night!
5. Alicia is hoovering her brother this weekend.
Hoovering by Webster's Bro August 6, 2010

hookerized 

Craigslist term for a phone number composed of numeric digits and spelled-out numbers. Many CL posters/spammers use this technique:

- to avoid autodialers,

- to prevent harvesting / resale of their phone numbers,

- to make it more difficult for flaggers to find their multiple ads by searching on their phone number.

Origin: Supposedly, prostitutes who use CL to advertise in multiple cities or spam / overpost in one location originated the technique.
Hookerized CL post: For a good time, call Jenny: 8 (six) (seven) - 5 (three) 0 (nine). (867-5309)
hookerized by TANSTAAFL1 May 26, 2011

hookerfink 

noun; pussy, normally belonging to a guys sister, and the act of incest. An overly hot/done (usually with botox, silicone, or overdone make-up, whoreish, but not quite there) woman, or teens pussy.

Hookerfinkish- adj; to look like a pussy, or to be in the essence of hooker-like beauty; To look like one has hookerfink.
When told to leave a party because of un-popularity, one girl may reply to the "party thrower" "go suck hookerfink betch!" meaning as an insult, like go fvck yourself!, or go fvck your sister, or something like that.

"what a hookerfinkish whore!"; What a hookerfinkish bar/club"-refering to a club with loose pussy or sluts everywhere.
hookerfink by airee47584 March 17, 2008
George payed Jenny $5 to give him a hoosker.
Hoosker by G30RG3 R0$@$ May 13, 2011

hoosierling 

human offspring characterized by loud, obnoxious behavior. Spends most time being spoiled rotten, taught to be apathetic towards the world and very socially petty. Takes everything for granted and acts very entitled. When they don't get their whims fulfilled they throw tantrums the likes of which would make non-elitists want to pull their teeth out.
If you can't control your hoosierling then they will receive a free espresso and a puppy.
hoosierling by Travis Hackney February 20, 2009

hookering 

the act of being a hooker or the act of selling yourself.
You want to come hookering in our neighborhood.
Shouldn't you be hookering somewhere.
hookering by Pimpin Dark February 26, 2005