hoop-d, hoopdie, hoopdy, HOOPTIE, hoop-t, hoopty, hooptee, etc 

Today it can be any car or vehicle used as personal transportation. But it was originally used to refer to classic 70's or 80's era large American cars (impalas, new yorkers, towne cars and so on...), usually found in the ghetto and in poor condition, that has been "pimped out" with garish paint, animal print interiors, wheels too large or too small and so on. They are often roomy, comfortable worn-out gas-guzzlers.

Man that hooptie ride is bitchin.

The tail pipe fell off my hooptie.

hoop-d, hoopdie, hoopdy, HOOPTIE, hoop-t, hoopty, hooptee, etc by fluxdelux August 11, 2004

Hoop-tail 

A word which describes the time period as to when a "Hoopstache" has grown to a certain length, that it can by tied into a pony-tail.

Dude, the other day, Sarah was getting out the shower, and her hoop-tail got caught in the shower curtain. We had to cut it off and she was devastated, she'd been growing it for 3 years now.

Hoop-tail by charlie super awesome smith August 15, 2009

the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole

The bigger the hoop earrings are on a lady, the bigger her hole, or vaginal entryway is.

Guy 1: There sure are some fine ladies in his club. Look at that one, with the big hoop earrings!

Guy 2: watch out for that one, bruh. You know what they say, the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole.

the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole by Matt&Lucy July 25, 2016

Hoop there it Is 

A phrase used with basketball, and was overused in the 90's thanks to the song "Space Jam" and the song that accomponied it.

HOOP THERE IT IS

Hoop there it Is by DANEEE September 25, 2008

hoop train 

Taken from the verb "to hoop"A hoop train is a line of people and or animals arranged front to ass or - in these terms - front to hoop.

Remember last summer when we spit roasted that hoop train of chickens over the coals?

I don't like going to the steambaths - there are hoop trains everywhere.

hoop train by BabyShanks October 14, 2010

Hoop Theory

Noun: The act of approaching all types of girls correlated to taking different types of basketball shots based on their perceived attractiveness and the difficulty of the shot.

Lay-up: Asking out someone who’s chopped and pretty easy to get with. “Everyone warms up with lays, apart of every players bag”

Mid-range shot (Middy): Going for someone who’s debatable if you should go for that or not but it takes some effort, but still within reach. “Every great player has to shoot some middys sometimes, keep them humble.”

3-pointer: Tryna bag someone attractive, these shots are harder to take but not out of reach, one could go in. . “3 balls are essential to add to the bag, needa be proud of the shots you take.”

Logo shot: Pursuing someone extremely attractive and out of your league. Likely won’t succeed, but worth a shot. Do not recommend but every once in a while the shot is there. ONLY FOR 10s “Chooc’s favorite shot.”

Do you practice hoop theory? If so what’s is your favorite shot to take?

Hoop Theory by ChoocLovesWoman December 4, 2024

Hula hoop tricks on it 

Someone you find incredibly attractive/ Someone you would vigorously ride.

See that guy over there? Hula hoop tricks on it.

Hula hoop tricks on it by Fruitloop999 July 15, 2024