Hosegood 

The act of accidentally ejaculating into your own eye whilst masturbating laying on your back.

Guy 1 - Dude what's with the eye patch? You peacocking tonight?

Guy 2 - No man, i was having a tug in bed last night, mum walked in unannounced and i hosegooded myself

Hosegood by TNEames December 6, 2012

Home Goods

A place to buy goods for your home. It has a nice selection of throw pillows.

Person One: I need a lamp
Person Two: Ok
Person One: I'm going to Home Goods
Person Two: Great

Home Goods by Fire hydrant March 24, 2014

Homewood-Flossmoor Highschool 

Former HighSchool of Nicholas Cruz. The students here are normal until you step on their shoes, then they pull a .45 on your dumbass. The principal is the fakest one you’ll encounter, and most of the girls like the underside of a cheeze-it.

Nigga 1:”Did Homewood-Flossmoor HighSchool get another shooting threat?”

Cracker 1:”Yeah, same as every week.”

Nigga 2:”At least we’re not an all boys school, am I right?”

Nigga 1:”Lol”

Homewood-Flossmoor Highschool by Yungniggapussy November 15, 2018

Homewood 

Great place to live with a diverse racial background. Known for the original birth place of Aurellios pizza. Also known for its hot soccer moms , jail bait and ass-hole cops with nothing to do.

Hey lets go to Homewood for some awesome pizza before we get arrested for getting jail baited by some hot 17 year old chick that looks like a soccer mom .

Homewood by circumbinary pimpin August 6, 2011

homewood 

A suburb just south of chicago that is quickly becoming just as bad as the inner city

Sara lives in homewood I hope she doesnt get shot

homewood by Sont matta July 18, 2006

Homewood-Flossmoor High School 

High school in Chicago's south suburbs. Renowned for being the high school of late rapper Juice WRLD. Not renowned for academics. Majority black school, with plenty of white kids comfortable saying the N word. Teachers are pervy, most students are idiots. Sports team were good, now are trash. Also commonly threatened with bomb/shooting threats.

Cracker - What's up my n#@?$

Black Dude - What up... Tanner...

Cracker - Don't come to Homewood-Flossmoor High School tomorrow and you'll be safe...

Homewood-Flossmoor High School by FOAC September 12, 2022

Homewood ham 

In Pittsburgh, Homewood is a city area full of wogs. Watermelon is one of their favorite foods and the Italians that run the produce yards nicknamed watermelons as "Homewood hams". You can figure out the similarity.

Wogs sure love those Homewood hams!

Homewood ham by sodesnay January 31, 2010