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H-E-Double hockey sticks 

What the h-e-double hockey sticks is this!?!
H-E-Double hockey sticks by Magny January 18, 2012

H-E double hockey sticks 

Long way politically correct (not really) way of saying "hell". Adults often use this term to avoid children from picking up the word "hell".
Ross: "DANGER!"
Rachel: "What the H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS, Ross?!"
Ross: "unagi."

h e double hockey sticks 

what conservative Christians say instead of Hell
Kid 1: What the hell!
Kid 2: mommy Kid #1 said h e double hockey sticks

hockey stick 

a line graph that stays relatively flat for most of its length then spikes upward abruptly near its end: first used to describe the controversial global warming graph associated with climategate.
If you look at this graph closely, it forms a good hockey stick.

This US debt graph is a real hockey stick.

The world population growth chart sure looks like a big hockey stick.
hockey stick by nayrb January 21, 2013

make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here 

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation
hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick 

When you say this it is probobly a nice way to saw hell. Usually kids under the age of eight say this