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Stephen Hillenburg 

The one who created Spongebob Squarepants. A genius and one of the funniest writers and directors on the planet. He directed and wrote episodes of Spongebob for seasons 1, 2, and 3 and the movie. BUT after that he gave his job to another man, Paul Tibbitt. Paul Tibbitt has ruined the series.
Unfortunatly Stephen Hillenburg is greedy and doesn't love Spongebob, his creation, because he stated in an interview he isn't coming back and wants to move on to new shows...if he loved Spongebob, he would come back to save what Paul Tibbitt has done to the show.

Hollenberg Streamer 

Where one climbs up onto the highest piece of furniture in a room and then urinates on to their partner before, during or after sex. Usually performed on Shabbos. Some variants involve the use of a dreidel as a timer where the urination must continue until the dreidel stops spinning.
Dude, last night I pulled a proper Hollenberg Streamer from the top of the dresser onto that stuck up chick from JDate.

Hindenburging 

\ˈhin-dən-ˌbərg, -ˌbu̇rg, -, een

When a female (or male) blows air into a males foreskin, making a balloon.

Then punches his balls, creating a surprising amount of pain that ruins the moment.
"Man that hooker last night gave me a Hindenburg, and now my balls are swollen."

"I like Hindenburging. I'm into that kind of abuse"
Hindenburging by Sundog_ December 22, 2013

mrs hillenbrand

An evil hobbit that gives detention for breathing blinking coughing sneezing or saying your real name (has been tested). She’s a substitute teacher at Cumberland Valley and is about 1000000 years old. Rumor has it she lives in the basement and has been teaching in CV since it was founded,
Jeff: Did you see mrs hillenbrand today!?
Oscar: Shes still alive???

Hindenburg 

The act of a massive explosion occurring followed promptly by a crash and burn of said exploding object, often to the surprise of many onlookers or third-parties.
"The night was going great, until the pressure was on and I Hindenburg'ed in my pants at the very sight of her!"
Hindenburg by ImmunityZZ February 15, 2012

the Hindenburg

When one has had so much sex that their cock is rubbed raw but they have sex again anyway and it burns like a motherfucker and just as they reach a climax and cum they yell, “Oh the humanity!”
“Sorry, Betty. We need to slow down. That last fuck was the Hindenburg for me. My dick is a disaster.”