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Franklin Country High School 

The School of Fark and Alucard (a.k.a the people with the biggest dicks). Football team sucks dick. Full ’o whores, and lesbians. lots of creepy teachers, but still overall a good school.
Bob: Dude, Franklin Country High School sucks!
Tom:Yeah but Fark and Alucard are total badasses!
Bob: Totally.

Warren High School Cross Country 

The girls cross country team has been league champions for who knows how long. They have been state ranked in 2005 and 2008 for division 1. Despite their location of lifeless,cement,wasteland, suburb they still match up to some oc teams who have economic and geographic location on their side.
GIRLS DIVISION I
1. Dana Hills, Dana Point-SS
2. Torrey Pines, San Diego-SDS
3. Trabuco Hills, Mission Viejo-SS
4. Crescenta Valley, La Crescenta-SS
5. San Clemente-SS
6. Esperanza, Anaheim-SS
7. Great Oak, Temecula-SS
8. Chino Hills-SS
9. WARREN HIGH SCHOOL CROSS COUNTRY, Downey-SS
10. Rancho Buena Vista, Vista-SDS

North Country Junior High 

A school in the middle of fuckin nowhere. Nothing good has come from this school. It's mostly just comprised of racist, homophobic, and transphobic dickholes, who can't comprehend the fact that there are more than just White people in the world.

Half of the school staff there always seem like they're on some life altering substances, given the decisions they've made to the policies of this place. Another thing you can tell, is that the majority of the students that attend this school have obviously never received the belt, nor told to 'Shut the fuck up'.

More so, none of the students can tell the difference between an Irishmen and someone who speaks Pashto. Although, this can be overshadowed by the fact that none of the students can even point to their own shitty-ass country.
"I attended North Country Junior High School when I was 12 to 14!"

The thing is, you wouldn't have to use this in a sentence, because anyone who attends this shitfest of an education is purely illiterate.

North Country Junior High 

A school in the middle of fuckin nowhere. Nothing good has come from this school. It's mostly just comprised of racist, homophobic, and transphobic dickholes, who can't comprehend the fact that there are more than just White people in the world.

Half of the school staff there always seem like they're on some life altering substances, given the decisions they've made to the policies of this place. Another thing you can tell, is that the majority of the students that attend this school have obviously never received the belt, nor told to 'Shut the fuck up'.

More so, none of the students can tell the difference between an Irishmen and someone who speaks Pashto. Although, this can be overshadowed by the fact that none of the students can even point to their own shitty-ass country.
"I attended North Country Junior High School when I was 12 to 14!"

The thing is, you wouldn't have to use this in a sentence, because anyone who attends this shitfest of an education is purely illiterate.

Page County High 

Page County High School is a public secondary school located in Shenandoah, VA. The school mascot is the Panther, which is ironic considering the color. This school does not have much diversity.

Reading and writing are not the focus of this educational facility. Chemistry and sports seem to catch the attention of most students for they find these skills will help in the production of their Crystal Meth, growing of weed, and running from the law.

Of course not all students have the same interest and there is a wide verity in the types of students. From stuck up jocks, cheerleaders, nerds, whores, and people who act like they are better than everyone else. All are welcome at Page County High!
She does an amazing job as long as she has spell check.

Oh, so is she a Page County High School graduate?

Menifee County High School 

Home to inbreds, bubbies, stoners, methheads, and a bunch of fucking weirdos. We got two black kids here, only two. If you go here you’ve at least put one dip in and had Rick growl at you. People who think they’re cool say that they’re from the “Fee” cause they don’t want to claim Menifee.
You’re moving to Menifee County?! You’re better off chopping your own dick off than going to Menifee County High School.