hedgepig 

a very particular type of girl, short, looks sweet and innocent. but is severely evil, you would hurt yourself touching the spikes metaphorically speaking ... extremely feisty!

watchout for that hedgepig!

hedgepig by kittensarenotcute August 4, 2009

Hedgehogs Head 

In your quest to find a toilet urgently, your poo might poke its head out like a hedgehog. At this point you must clench your cheeks to shove it back inside. It may then continuously pop its head out at ever increasing regularity. At this point you really should be near a loo.

Oh I really need a loo. I've got a hedgehogs head.

Hedgehogs Head by Spineoid June 9, 2018

Hedgepig 

A particularly fat,ugly and skanky female who looks like they have been dragged through a hedge

Bloody hell that bird is a proper hedgepig!!

Hedgepig by Raspo the great February 11, 2009

hedgepie 

Insult used in 16th Century England, like in a Shakespearean play.

Be is nothing but a loggerheaded fensucked hedgepie!

hedgepie by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006

hedgewig 

When you’re going down on someone with a massive bush. The bush and hedge acts like a wig.

Went down on Julie the other day. Damn she had a massive bush. I had a hedgewig.

hedgewig by icebear November 19, 2020

hedgewig 

When you go down on someone with a massive bush. Their bush and hedges act like a wig.

Bro I went down on Julie the other day. She had a massive bush. Had a total hedgewig.

hedgewig by icebear November 19, 2020

hedgepog 

pain

Man, i'm in hedgepog

hedgepog by ballsman22 January 13, 2022