heartland 

A term in the United States for the midwestern states, but can often include southern and/or red states.

Missouri and Iowa are part of the American heartland.

heartland by z4iken June 15, 2013

Christian Hetland 

Possibly the coolest kid in the world. Christian Hetland is a one of a kind. You will never find anyone else quiet the same. Good at trampoline tricks. Thinks of very mischievous plans. You can't be bored with Christian Hetland.

i ride a six foot unicycle because my name is Christian!
Christian Hetland "meow meow kittey kittey"

Christian Hetland by jb+me October 19, 2010

heartland rock 

A sub genre of rock music originated in the Midwest. Characterized by light and semi-twangy guitar riffs, this genre is dedicated to mostly blue-collar workers and average folks from Middle America (Missouri, Illinois, Nebraska, Indiana, ...) ex: Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, Bob Seger, Tom Petty,...

Heartland rock is probably the most easy-listening sub genre of rock music, and it is also the epitome of American pride and small town pride, which is similar to Country music and Southern Rock.

Bob: I live and die in the heartland, and ain't nothing beat the music where I'm from.

Bill: what type of music do your folks listen to?

Bob: my folks only listen to one thing, and it is heartland rock.

heartland rock by Eastermister September 1, 2016

heartland 

Heartland is a TV show from Canada that is very famous about horses and drama *it is on netflix*. Hertland is played from 7:00 to 8:00 on CBC (i think)

Texting

Me : no sorry, i can't come over i have to watch Hertland.
Friend : whats Heartland ?
Me : nevermind i'll come over.
*Goes over with gun*
Friend : He...
Me : *with the gun to they're head* i will shoot you if you do not go on netflix anad watch every single episode right now !
Friend : WTF NOOO !!!

Me : *Shoots them*

heartland by Mia Crawford March 19, 2017

Headlands School 

A place where rapists/sexual offenders/teachers gather.

Man 1 : Did you go to Headlands school?

Man 2 : Yes

Man 1: Did you get raped?

Man 2 : Yeah.

Headlands School by Blottie April 12, 2011

Headhandle 

A nose so large that it would appear to serve a dual function as both respiration orifice and a handle for carrying the head to which it is attached.

Guy 1: "Did ya get a look at her?"
Guy 2: "Her body is working but her face is unemployed."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "How did you miss the schnoz on that dame? It's less a nose and more a headhandle. I almost ducked when she turned around."

Headhandle by Shandooga McGluckfeez May 13, 2009

Headland middle school 

A hell hole with bitch ass teachers and shitty food Omm Ong

Headland middle school used as the students saying that

Headland middle school by Robert sallies August 27, 2021