author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

i need healing

Something Genji mains constantly spam regardless of their actual health. Even if they are 199 out of 200 health and next to a health pack they will spam this voice line until a healer comes over.

Genji: I need healing
Mercy in voice chat: I have a Roadhog at 100 health I will heal you in a second. Plus there is a health pack right next to you.

Genji: I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING

i need healing by TheOneAndOnlyRedFox March 25, 2017

Psychokarmic healing 

Easing your mind, resolving your mental issues, improving your life, while also healing your past history and creating s better future; merging the concept of Eastern and Western mental wellness

“I had a great trip to see the Perseid meteor shower at Joshua tree. My whole life and outlook feel better.”

“Sounds like you got psychokarmic healing.”

Psychokarmic healing by Doctor Science May 27, 2019

Turtle Heading 

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

Turtle Heading by Hemlok February 15, 2009

European hearing aid 

Having sex with the gaugeearrings in a woman's ear. May require lube. Also see gauge rage.

Garett: Hey man, Cindy just got gauges.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.

European hearing aid by Dbu June 7, 2013

healing smile 

Yuta

Yuta's healing smile can cure anything.

healing smile by Rapunzel_00 January 26, 2021

Oreo Healing 

noun
a : the act or process of regaining health by eating oreos, which is the trademark for the popular sandwich cookies by Nabisco
b : restoration to life, consciousness, vigor, and strength by the eating of an oreo cookie
verb
c : to make young or youthful again through the eating of oreos: give new vigor to
d : to bring back to or put back into a former or original state

An oreo healing will rejuvenate me.
She is looking ill, she could use an oreo healing.
I must heal my wounds through the power of oreos.

Any kind of oreo will do. For example: Original, Double Stuf, Golden, and Triple-Double are all acceptable.

Oreo Healing by TheGlen September 28, 2011