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Hassasin 

A sect of murderous Arab's living during the Catholic Crusades. Hassasins were brutal murderers renowned not only for their brutal and cruel murders of Catholics, but in celebrating each kill with a drug using frenzy. Their drug of choice: Hashish. Over time, as all things do, the word evolves. It is now pronounced: assasin.
Damn, that Hassasin is fucking that Catholic up. Let's go buy some weed from him!
Hassasin by Viscus January 12, 2005
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The act of bending your roommate over a table and butt-fucking them while they cry. Act can be non consensual. Usually applied to individuals with the name of "Hassan"

Verb (Ha/sa/ning) - To Hassan, Hassaned
The hassaning began yesterday. We all missed our finals.
Hassaning by Hassan's Roommate October 31, 2019
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He is very toxic, and he is looked upon as the goat
Man I wish I was more like Hassain
Hassain by Clb kay November 22, 2021
Hassain is the most committed man when it comes to both relationship and family. He will never give up and will forget the whole world to win over the girl he loves the most.

Hassain is an Islamic name.
I have never seen anyone like Hassain who can fight for love so hard
Hassain by Hasandra November 23, 2021
1.Being a corny simp, Sweet talking, Pillow talking, Snitching to females.

2.Swear the slow Chrysler 300 will beat any and everything.

3.Pulls no bitches.

4.Being a straight L
That bitch boy making her feel confident he hassaning”
Hassaning by IMBROKE January 23, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026