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Cardboard Ben Hardy 

Cardboard Ben Hardy (sometimes known as Ben Cardy) is the soulmate of Joe Mazzello (who plays John Deacon in BoRhap), their relationship began in Tokyo in late 2018. Ben Hardy (who plays Roger Taylor) has a rivalry with Ben Cardy for their love of Joe. Some of Cardboard Ben's friends include Gwilym Lee (who plays Brian May), Rami Malek (who plays Freddie Mercury), and Lucy Bonton (who plays Mary Austen).
"I wish my wife loved me the same way that Cardboard Ben Hardy loves Joe Mazzello"
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Hairy meat patties 

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.
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The patch of hair located around the butthole. Or an unshaven sphincter ring.
Dude have you seen Kristys Hairy O?

I was at McCoys place last night and she was showing it to everyone.
Haiya is the opposite of fuiyoh and is the MSG of words. It is used when expressing extreme disappointment, frustration, etc. The word went from only being popular in middle-aged English speaking Asian groups to being appreciated by a wide range of people because of recent viral videos on Youtube by Uncle Roger, a persona created by an Malaysian British comedian, Nigel Ng.

"Everybody should use the word haiya to expand your vocabulary, no matter if you're asian, white, black, or green." -- Uncle Roger, 2020
"Haiya green again today, so sad."
Haiya by DonXnoD September 23, 2020

hairy goat 

An Indian girl's hairy vagina.
I was gonna go down on Ali Baba, an then I realized I had a hairy goat to deal with
hairy goat by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015

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Uncle Roger's catchprase.
In Mandarin it is "āi yā" which means "Oh No!"
But Uncle Roger is Hokkien Chinese.

So In Hokkien Chinese, "hāi" means fucked up. "ah" is when something is done.
So the phrase "Haiyaa" means you did something fucked up.

It's not racist for non-Asian folks to say Haiyaa.
"Haiyaa is the MSG of words, it contain all the flavor..." "Your bus comes late, Haiyaa." "Your baby born with three arm, Haiyaa."
Haiyaa by agustin-harrison-69420 October 1, 2021