Hank Green 

Hank green is a dietician and pelican. He is the parental figure to all of gen z and recommends a diet of grass, glass, white gooey stuff, and lava lamps.

Someone: Hank Green, can I eat grass?
Hank: Eat grass... eat grass.

Hank Green by hankgreen1 December 27, 2020

horseshoes and handgrenades 

The only time/s that almost actually counts.

Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."

horseshoes and handgrenades by DefinitionsR'Us March 31, 2008

Hank Green 

Hank is a legendary animal from European folklore that resembles a white horse with a large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead, and sometimes a goat's beard and cloven hooves.

Who the eff is Hank Green?

Hank Green by Nerdfighter Roes November 14, 2012

Hank Green 

Hank is a tiny yellow songbird said to represent the soul of France.

He is also comprised completely out of awesome.

Hank Green and John Green are, in fact, not the same person.

Hank Green by valerie2776 July 5, 2008

social handgrenade 

Someone, who when out with friends at a social gathering could ‘go off’ at anytime and cause complete and utter chaos to what was a well conducted evening

Wy did you invite Garner out man? you know he’s a social hand grenade, and I’m meeting that smart bird from work later on, I can’t belive it

social handgrenade by Brian July 9, 2003

Hank Green 

Hank Green, famous musical artist, Vlogger, and the creator of VidCon, according to his brother John Green (Author), is the second largest ocean in the world. Hank is also an adorable drunk princess.

Have you ever swam in Hank Green?

Did you see Hank Green on the news?

Hank Green by NFFL! August 23, 2014

Hank Green 

Hank Green is a massive star that provides life for Earth. Hank is the center of the solar system, but in the dark ages people thought that the Earth revolved around Hank.

Hank Green came out today, so its was a great day to have a picnic.

Hank Green by Lashiqua January 24, 2010