Baby hamster face 

When a girl who usually wears a flawless full face of makeup goes without any product, usually while running errands, and the contrast is significant. Dark under-eye circles, blemishes, and washed-out looking skin combine with small-looking eyes (from no eye makeup) to create a face like a newborn rodent or "baby hamster face".

She ran to Target in her tattered pajamas, sloppy bun, and baby hamster face because she didn't have time to get ready.

Baby hamster face by Whoreganic August 1, 2017

face hamster 

Another term for a Goatee.

Keith : What kind of pet is that? A Face Hamster?

Rob: It's called a Goatee!

face hamster by Kwand July 31, 2016

face hamster 

A Face Hamster is another term for Facial hair/ Goatee.

That guy has a nice Face Hamster.

face hamster by Kwand July 31, 2016

hamsterfacing 

When a woman puts a mans penis down her throat and a testicle in each cheek.

Sharon wasn't a fan of hamsterfacing as it would often make her gag.

hamsterfacing by Banno69 November 14, 2017

hampsterface 

a small bumble bee with a large stinger.

that hampsterface stole my BBQ ribs. i wish i had strips like that hampsterface.

hampsterface by Curt Zimmerman May 25, 2006

Hamsterface 

A game where a man inserts his penis into a woman’s vagina while she attempts to contort her face to resemble a hamster’s face.

Matt banged the shit out of Liz and they played hamsterface while Nugget ate seeds and ran on her wheel.

Hamsterface by BruceBaller June 16, 2019

Facebook Hampster 

The Facebook Hamster: Stays on your FB as friends on the wheel going round and round looking at your feeds day in and day out then wanna to jump off and have some relevancy. RUSerious. You don't click like on any post but like them from your wheel. Keep drinking water, stay on the wheel and wait for me to give a hoot!

Oh, their goes John again being a DAMM Facebook Hampster! Dude, get you some business!

Facebook Hampster by CBeason August 1, 2013