hogendaz

The game of picking up on, dating, or "doing it" with a fat chick. A game originally played by U. S. Navy sailors after too much time at sea. Anything looked good after a while. The winner of the game scored with the biggest chick in the bar or club. Rules for this game vary from location to location and may be adjusted to fit the desires of those engaged in the competition.

Lets go hogendaz tonight boys, start lookin for cushion!

hogendaz by Bubba Cop October 7, 2008

Hagenized 

N. To be hotter than hot.
V. To be made look hotter than hot.

"Wow! Did you see her?!" "Yeah she's Hagenized!!"

Hagenized by Jonathon October 7, 2004

Haagendaz

Originated in Springfield, Virginia. A way to say hello, or can also be said when extremely happy. You can also use this term when you feel the need to be completely random, or when you want to tell someone to chill out.

Example One:
A: "What's good, sahn?"
B: "Haaagendazzzzz!"

Example Two:
A: "You made the shot!"
B: "Haaagendazzzzz!"

Example Three:
A: "Hello class, today we will be learning abou-"
B: "Haaagendazzzz!!!"

Example Four:
A: "Man, I'm so blown! :" B: "Haagendaz [yo. Haagendaz."

Haagendaz by TheHaagendazMan November 4, 2009

Hagengake

Synonym for haas. Typically of or pertaining to the wearing of red hats. Speaking in a manner similar to the gingerbread man from Disney-Pixar's family comedy Shrek. Tends to be attracted to jean-stealers and to be amused by the various devious uses of Microsoft Paint.

Hombre 1: OMG, What happened to your faaaaaace???
Hombre 2: Man, check out that haas's Hagengakes. I'd hit til my dick falls off.

Hagengake by Gothaas?4419 March 3, 2009

hagndaz 

another name for a sweet tribal armbands

dude joey got a sweet hagndaz this weekend

hagndaz by n-scizzle January 26, 2006