Guard Rail Grabber

A very powerful dump that is propelled out your anus at such great speeds it forces you to be ejected from the toilet causing you to grab the "safety" or "handicap rail" to prevent from shooting upwards at a significant speeds.

At work today Cindy dropped a huge guard rail grabber I heard her moan and sigh with relief as the safery rail prevented her from blasting through the ceiling and leaving the bathroom looking like a Resident Evil murder scene.

Guard Rail Grabber by NATTERDAYSOLDIERS December 11, 2010

arizona guardrail 

A driver giving a passenger "road head"
That results in a car wreck.

Jessica realized her daughter's innocence was gone when she passed the scene of her daughter's Arizona Guardrail!

arizona guardrail by Larry Teach August 23, 2017

Guardrail

a synonym for suicide

yeah, Faggle was hogicidal so he commited guardrail

Guardrail by hog hitter January 16, 2019

Guardrail

Stay cool and chill out.

Stay safe, stay sober, keep it guardrail

Guardrail by Dee Soul June 20, 2017

Raping the Guardrail

When someone takes a turn so wide and fast in their vehicle, that when they get to the end of the turn, they start driving up against the guardrail, tearing up their vehicle, and giving unwanted attention to the rail, thus raping it.

Driving Teacher: Well, Suzie, you pretty much raped the guardrail on that wide turn you made on the intersect. I'm going to have to fail your driving test.

Raping the Guardrail by Mister E. March 27, 2005

guardrailing

When someone wedges something about the size of a 1 foot long 2 x 4, the long way into some's tail bone, or even when a skateboarder takes a spill and the one side of the board goes into their tailbone.

"Hey did you see that skater?"
"Yea man he completely got guardrailed"
"Man I hate guardrailing"

guardrailing by LTD36 (second profile) February 24, 2008

Rusty Guardrail 

A guy does a chick up against the wall, and she then precedes to start shitting. the guy rubs her back and forth on the wall smearing the shit, and making a line that looks like a rusty guardrail.

I gave my girl a rusty guardrail last night and made her clean it up this morning.

Rusty Guardrail by DbWade October 2, 2007