Skip to main content

groid noise

any variety or varieties of the incessant, unintelligible "music" that is greatly appreciated by the urban population and those desiring to be part of said culture. it can be recognised by it's it's spoken and at times rapid fire delivery vs the conventional singing of the lyrics as seen in most others forms of music. it is performed by both genders. the lyrical content typically consists of objectifying the female gender, copious references to illegal drug use and various methods of getting money, often of the the illegal variety and vulgar sexual content.
Billy: "dude, you hear that new Dr. Dre album? it's dope, man! i been waiting 2 years since his last album!"
Chris: "dude, you know who you're talking to? look at me! i'm powder's cousin. i don't listen to that groid noise". i'm rockin' that new Alan Jackson album. that's the stuff you should be listening to. that guy makes real music and plays an instrument."
groid noise by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023
Related Words
Thought leaders, are you ready to pivot downturns into rising Grofit?!
Grofit by BlueNapalmGaming May 20, 2017

Gratiphonia 

The feelings of euphoria and awe after playing or hearing music. Also to describe the goosebumps that accompany the listener while hearing or playing music.
As I was playing Rachmaninoff's Prelude in C Sharp Minor, I was overwhelmed by Gratiphonia.
Gratiphonia by Ginandpop2 December 28, 2013

Self-gratifier 

(noun) One who routinely "likes" their own Facebook comments, posts and photos and, more times than not, is usually the first if not the only one to do so.

(verb) self-gratify: The process of "liking" your own Facebook comments, posts and pictures.
Matt is a classic "self-gratifier." He always feels the need to immediately "like" his own Facebook comments as he knows its probably the only way he can get others to pay attention to what he has to say.
Self-gratifier by bdkingst March 4, 2011

Unjo Gratis

The savior of all humankind. The Final Prophet, Pyrocinical, Unjo bless his name, informed us of him in a spiritual episode on his holy YouTube channel. A forbidden monkey god, sentenced to damnation by his bastard bastard emperor of heaven Sitarg Ojnu. His followers are known as Unjoists and they are followers of Unjo-Gratisism
"I worship Unjo Gratis praise be to Him"
When someone tilts you so hard that you start losing it......
Person: "You're so retarded and bad holy shit!"
Me: " Man quit it I am starting to get the Giotilt."
Giotilt by carliscash November 19, 2022