Grazbatch

A skier who is slower than you and gets in your way. Often a beginner who makes wide turns across the slope making them unpredictable and difficult to pass. This is especially true when there are many in close proximity.

Ugh, I can't even enjoy skiing today its a fucking grazbatch palooza out here!

Grazbatch by Huckabee99 March 28, 2009

grazbatches

Tourists and noobs on the ski slopes. Named for the aimless way they graze across ski slopes and their affinity for groups or batches. Tolerated in small doses their numbers become truly intolerable on weekends and holidays.

Their preferred method of turning is the snow plow.

Can also refer to these same individuals who while driving clog I-70 West of Denver on weekend mornings and afternoons.

Would you get a look at these grazbatches? We're stuck in traffic at 6:30 in the morning on a Sunday and later these grazbatches will be cutting us off and clogging the slopes.

How can grazbatches enjoy skiing when all they know is the snow plow. Why won't they just stay home and jerk off.

grazbatches by CalifornicatorRobotMan May 4, 2012

griznatch 

The "griznatch" is the area just left and right of a males penis on the upper thigh area. Prone to heavy sweating and very painful muscle aches which will make the man walk awkwardly for days.

Jock 1: "Hey bro, how is your ACL feeling?"

Jock 2: "It's feeling fine, but now my griznatch is killing me."

griznatch by B Teach May 17, 2013

giznatch

Any form of pistol. See also gat

I pulled out my giznatch and laid that bee-yotch out.

giznatch by Bizill April 10, 2008

Greiznatch 

A greiznatch is similar to a screiznatch, only they like to have grandmas instead.

Damo is one sick greiznatch!

Greiznatch by Liam Bennett July 22, 2006

giznatch

Any form of pistol. See also gat

I pulled out my giznatch and laid that bee-yotch out.

giznatch by Bizill April 10, 2008

gliznatch 

a term for someone eviller than the ruler of hell himself, aka Satan or Lucifer.

Satan ain't all that bad. I just met a gliznatch who's done some seriously evil shit.

gliznatch by rondorix March 31, 2009