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greenbanisters 

the coolest lana stan on tiktok, the second you become mutuals with greenbanisters you get clear skin, a free pass to heaven, good grades, and a hot boyfriend. and that’s because greenbanisters is so great. if lana del rey didn’t exist lana stans would have to worship greenbanisters instead because that’s just how iconic they are
YO GREENBANISTERS JUST FOLLOWED ME ON TIKTOK!
DUDE FR?

OMG IM FRIENDS WITH A FAMOUS PERSON
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Greenburging around 

Someone who is up to no good snooping around being bad
That heifa is Greenburging around

Greenmaninnit 

An editer who gets too obsessed with older men then makes edits about them. They get a lot of views for nothing
Greenmaninnit is overrated lolz
Greenmaninnit by Gw3nsz April 1, 2021

greenbanisters 

the ultimate lana del ray fan
#greenbanistersloveslanadelray
greenbanisters by twinkletoes241 September 6, 2021

Greenbaying 

The art of picking a booger and then inserting the finger up your girls anus and then wiping it on her bowels.
Doctor: How did that greenie get in your stool?
Girl: Oh my boyfriend gave me a Greenbaying at the stroke of midnight.
Doctor: Respect
Greenbaying by Az McFly September 1, 2008

Greenlanding 

Intentionally misunderstanding someone/ something annoying/ stupid. The phrase originates from a quote John Lennon said in the movie "A Hard Day's Night". A reporter asks him "How did you find America?", to which Lennon answers "Turned left at Greenland."
Ugh, stop greenlanding!

greenbananajam 

formerly greenapplejam
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