smooth as a gravy sandwich 

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

smooth as a gravy sandwich by The illustrious moustache May 7, 2018

gravy ass 

when you have such an explosive and uncontrollable case of diarrhea that it's leaking from your anus and your ass crack smells like poo until the storm passes.

momo must had a severe case of gravy ass because he smelled like a rotting corpse in close quarter combat.

tricky_trouble: hello gravy ass

gravy ass by analman388 May 24, 2016

Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray 

Scandal in the White House to Oppenheimer in the war room, Goldwyn's Gordon Gray knows power plays yo!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Goldwyn doing these days?

Person 2: Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray in Oppenheimer, power never changes man!

Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray by courtofowls September 4, 2023

ass gravy 

When you eat out or lick someones ass.

Before going to town on Jenny, Tom had him some ass gravy.

Im going to go home and have me a big bowl of ass gravy.

ass gravy by xgxrockx December 23, 2009

Ass Gravy 

When, after eating, an individual has an abnormal increase in the frequency and liquidity of your stools, or simply Diarrhea. Diarrhea is most commonly caused by eating dairy products or other offending foods. Some of the symptoms are bloating, gas, cramps, loose stools. Ass Gravy!!!

"Ohhh, Son of a bitch, that burrito gave me Ass Gravy"

Ass Gravy by Peackle April 26, 2006

Ass Gravy 

It is the mixture of shit, cum, blood, and other secretions leaking from the receptive anus following a round of anal sex.

Damn Betty why dont you make some biscuits too go with your ass gravy.

Ass Gravy by Michael December 11, 2003

Ass Gravy 

Consisting of fully and partially digested Fecal material, can be of watery
consistency. Found within the rectum and on the anus if one is not up to par with personal cleansing. Ass gravy can also be found in sewage pipes as a smelly gray residue.

Can be used as a pick up line, for example:

Hey baby, mind if i stir your ass gravy?

In a sentence:

I fixed the toilet and got ass gravy all over my hands!

Ass Gravy by bierhaus April 7, 2009