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National Slide Tackle A Goth Day 

The National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is on the 16th of July ,the 16th of July is the only day when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want without the goth being able to fight back,, SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO GET READY FOR THE "National Slide Tackle A Goth Day"
Person 1:Hey you see that goth over there
Person 2:Ye what about it
Person 1: Today is National Slide Tackle A Goth Day
Person 2:Omg yasssss

Random Guy:*sees goth,slide tackles her*
Goth:Aight you f##cking b###ard ama get you back
Random Guy:Haha you cant its National Slide Tackle A Goth Day Today :)

National Slide Tackle A Goth Day 

On The 16th of July is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day,,the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want with the goth not being able to fight back
Person 1:Hey look theres a goth
Person 2:Ye I wish I could slide tackle it without it fighting back
Person 1:Well lucky for you today is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

Person 2:OMG YASSSSS

Random Guy:*sees a goth,runs up to it and slide tackles the shit out of it*
Goth:You f##king ba###rd

Random Guy:Haha you cant fight back today is the National Silde Tackle A Goth Day

National Hot Goth Girl Day

It’s New Years! Aka National Hot Goth Girl Day! Grab a hot goth girl and worship her. She deserves it. And grab lube just incase.
Person 1: Hey Darryl! You know what day it is?

Person 2: Uh, new years?
Person 1: No Darryl, its National Hot Goth Girl day!

National goth girl day 

December 3rd is the day we celebrate the big titty goth bitches and the big booty fishnet goth girls
“Cannot wait til December 3rd
“Why?”
“It’s national goth girl day for the big titty goth gfs!”

Goth Valentine’s Day 

The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.
Happy Goth Valentine’s Day here’s some dead red roses

National Goth Emo Thot Day(October 14) 

One this very important day, all emo Goth/alternative presenting whores/thots get access to unlimited Montser Energy drinks, My Chemical Romance Tickets and a hair dye of their choice.
I can’t wait until National Goth Emo Thot Day(October 14)