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i got nothin 

"I have nothing of comedic value to add"
crazy man: "Dude! The flight 93 memorial is totally an islamic shrine with hella islamic symbolism and sundials and shit!"

ironic joker man: "Uhh... Sorry, I got nothin."
i got nothin by James Colshot December 28, 2005

I got nothin 

The common phrase used when you got roasted so hard that you can’t think straight usually ending in you or somebody else fainting or you brain exploding because your a dumb twat.
Awwww shit I got nothin.
I got nothin by I got nothin June 29, 2019

got nothing on me 

nothing in comparison to you; does not compare to you.
as far as looks are concearned that girl has got nothing on me
got nothing on me by Social Guru January 10, 2006

got nothing coming 

You have got nothing to look forward to" or "Nobody owes you anything".
-Yo, badge, I gotta use the phone
-Sure. You want a pizza an pedicure too?
- I gotta call my girl. She's expecting my call.
- Put a sock in it. You got nothing coming.
- No, no, no, man! No, man!
got nothing coming by Rimas79 November 3, 2013

I've got nothing

Yet another phase of the Australian Rugby League lover: I cannot really rebuke your allegation at this stage.
a. Mate, whats the go? I saw you leave last night with wooly mamoth!

b. I've got nothing.
I've got nothing by Jango Fett October 8, 2009

you ain't got nothing on me

I'm (still) better than you.

You tried your best to bring me down and break me but you ain't got nothing on me. You can go fuck yourself.
You ain't got nothing on me