Got a date with the health inspector

Someone got raped in prison

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"

Got a date with the health inspector by Frixion fred March 17, 2019

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You got a deep part

When someone is pissed off and they're mean to you; or could be a compliment for having big boobs

"Damn girl, you got a deep part."

You got a deep part by hoe boe joe and sassy sue November 15, 2016

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boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)

boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008