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GOOP GOBBLER

A hooker who loves to taste and swallow man juice.
This girl my friends and i ran through was a goop gobbler
GOOP GOBBLER by R. Dangler April 30, 2003

Goop gobbler

A term used back in the old days that means head. Lots of head.
Dude my girlfriend gave me the biggest Goop gobbler last night, holy shit it was amazing.
Goop gobbler by Danny yep November 23, 2021

gobbledy goop 

Something that is unusual and unsolvable.
Boss: how's that case that you're doing going
Detective: it's gobbledy goop
gobbledy goop by Party-Pooper June 19, 2017

gobble the goop 

to swallow semen with enthusiasm; a knob gobbler who swallows and does not spit
1.) Hey baby, if you wan't to keep your sheets dry, you are going to have to gobble the goop
2.) From the song "Her thighs are baggy and her boobies droop, but I love the girl who gobbles the goop"

gobble the goop 

swallowing semen with enthusiasm. A knob gobbler who swallows instead of spitting.
1.)from the song "Her thighs are baggy and her boobies droop, but I love the girl that gobbles the goop";
2.) look babe, if you want to keep your sheets dry you are going to have to gobble the goop
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026