Gonorsyphilis
Gonorsyphilis by navsters October 1, 2007
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Gonorsyphilaids
A blend of the finest gonorrhea, syphilis and aids all rolled into one juicy sexually transmitted disease
You: Man my dick is so itchy after I slept with that chick last week.
Me: Dude you should get checked out, you could have Gonorsyphilaids!
Me: Dude you should get checked out, you could have Gonorsyphilaids!
Gonorsyphilaids by Superpete October 17, 2014
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gonorryphillis
The combination of gonorrhea and syphillis that forms the ultimate disease of Carnegie Mellon University; only known to be found in one particular girl
gonorryphillis by willyum k November 5, 2006
Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G
A form of STD contracted by the Green Weenie or other variations there of (see Green Weenie) that saps moral, motivation and any desire to move forward in life.
Often contracted after being thrown under a bus, screwed over, Blue falconed (see Blue Falcon) by higher ups, bosses, coworkers and other faculty that may be equal or above your pay grade for their own benefit or amusement.
Most commonly contracted by Military Personnel, Tradesman, Working class laborers, Low income Workers, "Expendable" contractors and personnel lowest on the totem pole within a corporation or business.
Shortened versions: Simplex G, GPSG, GON-G (pronounced GONG)
Often contracted after being thrown under a bus, screwed over, Blue falconed (see Blue Falcon) by higher ups, bosses, coworkers and other faculty that may be equal or above your pay grade for their own benefit or amusement.
Most commonly contracted by Military Personnel, Tradesman, Working class laborers, Low income Workers, "Expendable" contractors and personnel lowest on the totem pole within a corporation or business.
Shortened versions: Simplex G, GPSG, GON-G (pronounced GONG)
"This field op has given me Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G, I just don't give a fuck about about this place or anything anymore."
"I have to call into work tomorrow due to a Simplex G infection, it has left me rather ill."
"You're new here? Be careful about the GPSG virus going around, otherwise you might not last long here."
"Working those sixteen hour shifts the last three days after getting fucked over by Ole' Mr. Bumblefuck got me itching with a serious case of the GONG virus. I seriously give up on this place."
"I have to call into work tomorrow due to a Simplex G infection, it has left me rather ill."
"You're new here? Be careful about the GPSG virus going around, otherwise you might not last long here."
"Working those sixteen hour shifts the last three days after getting fucked over by Ole' Mr. Bumblefuck got me itching with a serious case of the GONG virus. I seriously give up on this place."
Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G by RavnHawk January 21, 2018
gonosyphilitous
Gonosyphilitous,
The combination of three sexually transmittable diseases, see diseases
chlamydia
syphilis
gonorrhea
...use your imagination
The combination of three sexually transmittable diseases, see diseases
chlamydia
syphilis
gonorrhea
...use your imagination
gonosyphilitous by No subject March 3, 2014
gonosyphilis herppatitis
A bacteria contracted through sexual contact.
Most common symptoms are inflammation of the penis, and or vagina. Abrasions containing a pus-like fluid, and in most common cases the liver is affected resulting in death.
Most common symptoms are inflammation of the penis, and or vagina. Abrasions containing a pus-like fluid, and in most common cases the liver is affected resulting in death.
gonosyphilis herppatitis by Dizzy Doss November 4, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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