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Gold Pants

A euphemism for anal virginity.
Gold pants - Noun

Ex 1. Nathan took Becky's gold pants.
Ex 2. Rough game for Brett Farve today. He lost his gold pants out there.
Ex 3. Robert no longer has his gold pants.
Gold Pants by rougher12 January 13, 2011

Gold Panning 

Trying to get to know a guy on a deeper level by sifting through his bullshit.
I've been gold panning this whole time, only to find out that this guy is a total dud.

Gold Paneer 

Male gold digger, gigolo
Shinchan is such a Gold Paneer. He lured Nanako just for her money.
Gold Paneer by Pika69pika June 26, 2022

Gold panning 

Getting a handful of lucky charms and picking through for the marshmallows
After Gold panning for an hour or so, I realized that all that was left in the box were the shitty brown oats.
Gold panning by SCAREY February 18, 2015

panning for gold 

Having diarhea in the shower, most often after a night of heavy drinking and are too tired to make it to the toilet. The phrase is derived from the sight of the loose stool being dissolved away in the shower drain leaving only remnants too large to pass through the grate.
"God, I was so tired I just couldn't make it to the toilet so I ended up panning for gold in the shower"
panning for gold by IamCHERYLv March 7, 2009

panning for gold 

UD Editor: Reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm reject, reject reject, reject, reject. HEY THERE'S ONE -- PUBLISH! Reject, reject, reject, reject...

Other Person: What are you doing?

UD Editor: Panning for gold.