Lawn Gnomin' It 

1: The act of doing nothing, or just standing there. Frequently compared to loafting or mossing.
2: The time in which one such person's wheels are turned off for a while, or just (temporarily) not working.

1; Person 1 -"So, what are you up to on this gloomy day?"

Person 2- "Maaan, nothing really. I'm just lawn gnomin' it

today."

2; Person 1- "What about that guy you were gonna go out with? What happened to him?"

Person 2- "I decided that I didn't want to. I'm kinda lawn gnomin' it for a while."

Lawn Gnomin' It by R-TardIntelligence December 9, 2010

Groming 

The art of casually browsing through your phone in a group of people rather than take part in the conversation. To ignore those you are with to Grom your phone.

"Wow, I can see Tom is just Groming away again instead of talking to his friends"

Groming by Brandon Brit December 12, 2019

Gomina 

It is when you have really oily, greasy, dirty, and disgusting hair. Usually the sunday gomina is the worst.

"I didn't wash my hair for a week, I have such a bad gomina!!"

"Look at her hair, she is the gomina queen"

"After the party on saturday night, I have the Sunday gomina for breakfast at caf!"

Gomina by gomina queen December 6, 2011

gnomenclature 

Gnomenclature is the science concerning the production of electricity. Inside of wires there are thousands of tiny gnomes awaiting command to begin high-fiving. When you flip a light switch on, it triggers a chain reaction between the gnomes. One high-fives the other and a domino affect begins, carrying exponentially increasing gnome high-five magic along a chain of microscopic gnomes, eventually leading to the bulb which is set to continuously run by a gnome performing interpretive dance inside the filament.

Cody - "I heard butt-town is all out of electricity, the papers are saying the gnomes are on strike"

Charlie - "What they need to do is bring some scientists in to negotiate the terms of gnomenclature with them"

gnomenclature by ShiftShaper October 12, 2010

GNOMWNED 

Verb (Gaah-Know-mmed). To have a picture taken by the Photognome, then photoshopped to the distress of the person in the photo. (See GNOMED)

Oh noes!!! I got GNOMWNED!!!!

GNOMWNED by JPS_IN_ATL July 30, 2008

gnomie 

A person that is like a good friend but is short. Sometimes wears a sweatshirt that has a pointy hood.

"What's up my gnomie?!

gnomie by Spartan14 March 27, 2009

Gnomies 

The name for hipsters who wear beanies that somehow levitate above their heads.

At a gig:

'Fuck. I can barely see the band over the heads of all the gnomies in the crowd.'

Gnomies by Kiz... August 4, 2014