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Teenage Gloomies 

When a teenager is feeling gloomy for one reason or another. Can deal with love, homework, or other typical teenage problems, like mood swings in general. Will usually pass in a couple days or less. Sometimes lasts longer, the bigger the issue.

Does not have to do with life-changing problems, like parents divorce, death of family members, etc.
Person 1: I was rejected, and now I am feeling sad. Am I getting depressed, like, seriously?

Person 2: No, you probably just have a case of Teenage Gloomies.


or

Person 1: Urgh, I can't control my feelings anymore! I'm going from sad to happy to sad again in a minute! Am I getting some sort of clinical depression?

Person 2: Nah, you just have a bad case of the Teenage Gloomies. It'll pass.
Teenage Gloomies by pockymousie March 24, 2009
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gloomless 

funny yotuber WHO CUSSED A LOT!!! Then turned into a 100 days youtuber, and then a 100 player event youtuber.
Guys make sure you are subscribed to gloomless!
gloomless by SnipeDude July 22, 2022

gloomies 

Goths. Or people who dress in black and would like to be called "Goth", but you won't give them the satisfaction.
Look, dear! Miniature goth-punks, with cigarettes!

You mean "gloomies".

Isn't that what I said?
gloomies by bruddah greg January 2, 2009

Goofiness Quotient 

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient
Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

Gloomies 

To feel suicidal.

Used by the character Lenny Wosniak on 30 Rock.
"I gave my gun to my pastor, you know, in case I get the old 'gloomies' again."
Gloomies by TC000 October 1, 2013
The way or level oneself is a goob (short for goober)
Person A: Look at her she is so cute
Person B: Yeah her goobiness is really cute
goobiness by R3DBOI June 2, 2019

Gloopyness 

any excess of flub on the body that jiggles when prodded
Hey! Stop poking me you're jiggling my gloopyness!
Gloopyness by Ke Ca December 15, 2004