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Glenbrook South 

Rival school to Glenbrook North, GBS kicks GBN's ass at pretty much everything. Especially football, since GBN decided to drop out of the district league because they couldnt win any games. Plus GBS actually has a few black kids. Glenbrook South is also known for throwing down sick rages. Home of many lax bros, the ultimate lax bro was inspired by this school.
-Yo bro, hear about Glenbrook South party last night?

-Yeah, it was a total rager
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Glenbrook South 

1. Mostly white. Filled with Mexicans. You'll be lucky to spot a black person.Too many Indians and Asians.

2. Better at football than Glenbrook North.

3. Located in Glenview, IL, northern suburb of Chicago filled with white people.

4. Won a grammy for choir.
Kid: Hey wanna play I Spy in my Glenbrook South yearbook for a black kid?

Kid 2: Sure, but how can a school win a grammy?

Kid: I have no idea.

Glenbrook South 

A high school that resides in Glenview, Illinois. Rivals of it are Glenbrook North Spartans and Loyola Ramblers. The mascot of the school is Tommy the Titan. Glenbrook South honestly has some utterly horrible sports teams besides swimming, track, and lax. Lax bros are not uncommon.

Kids are very diverse..there's a club for EVERYTHING. You see crazy looking kids and almost everyone is accepted. But you would be lucky to spot a black kid...there is probably a grand total of 3 throughout the whole school.

There's a bunch of really smart bitches and the debate team is great or something. We can kick GBN's ass in almost everything except wrestling. Known for a Grammy-winning music program and kids are allowed to say 'fuck you' to teachers and give them the finger and no consequences would be served. Some fuck up kids smoke weed in the bathrooms. Live's good at GBS
kid 1: glenbrook south suck
kid 2: but at least it kicks glenbrook north trash.
kid 1: gotta agree.

Glenbrook South 

Glenbrook South (GBS) is a high school located in a conservative, Christian, and wealthy suburb north of Chicago, Illinois. The high school is predominantly white and filled with spoiled young adults who live in complete oblivion. Want to have a genuine conversation about current social issues? not going to happen here. Students have absolutely no concept of racism, sexism, classism, or homophobia. For fun, students typically go to the movies, bowling, or aimlessly walk around the Glen. When they are not taking part in these activities they are consuming drugs as an escape mechanism due to the fact that they live in Glenview, a boring American suburb.
"Sup bro? After class lets hit up the glen get blazed eat at potbellys sneak into the movies and watch Mr. Poppers penguins. And when we get out I'll call my friends brothers cousin and see if he can pick us up some Keystones so we can drink in my basement (common Glenbrook South pastimes)."
Glenbrook South by kungfooshus November 6, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026