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Girlfriend/Boyfriend Paranoia 

The type of paranoia when you think that things are connected to your girlfriend/boyfriend. You may think that your girlfriend/boyfriend is standing right next to you, or watching you while you are doing something embarrassing.
Jack: "Dude, i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia, i always think that Samantha is watching me for some reason!"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."

Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"
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Girlfriend/Boyfriend Stuff 

Things you would ask a Boyfriend/Girlfriend to do that nobody else would do (doing laundry,bringing food to your job,something involving your parents, etc). This could also be used to see if a guy/girl is commited enough towards you to be considered a girlfriend/boyfriend
guy 1:I asked my sister to bring me some mcdonalds on my break and she said no
guy 2:No shit stupid thats girlfriend/boyfriend stuff

Girlfriend-Boyfriend with Benefits

When you and him/her are practically exclusive and fucking however there's no labels. You consider yourself not single but not in a relationship however you have your eyes only on a particular person, where sexual urges happen.
Charles described Brianne and Carson's relationship a Girlfriend-Boyfriend with Benefits because they both are interested in each other but are not ready to commit to each other yet.

12th October give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day 

Give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day. Show your love even if your young 💞
Guy 1: omg it’s 12th October

Guy 2: it’s national give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day

Guy 1: I’m gonna give her a hug

12th October give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day

recycled girlfriend/boyfriend 

someone who you previously dated and parted with, only to get back together with later under the assumption they have changed. ie: like a tire being recycled into a playground.
Didn't they break up a year ago? Yea but she/he is his recycled girlfriend/boyfriend now.

National girlfriend/boyfriend day! 

This is the day where you tell your girlfriend/boyfriend how much you love and appreciate them! ♡ (this is for my lovely gf because we're gay :D)
Guy/girl: Happy National Girlfriend/Boyfriend day! ♡

Girlfriend/boyfriend : no u

Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend 

An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.
Damn my cafeteria girlfriend/boyfriend is looking good at the salad bar today!