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George's Law 

When you pull a moleshit move and ditch your friends to buy Starbucks for some dumb bitch(es), George's Law applies: "She's not gonna suck your dick man."
{Upon returning from a trip to Starbucks with two coffees}
Mole: (Lights a smoke) I think I have about an 85% chance now. I had a 60% chance before, that's about a 25% increase.
George: She's not gonna suck your dick man.
Mole: Fuck you george.
George's Law has therefore been applied.
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david george law 

A Genuine Guy Who Has A Heart Of Gold And Loves Like He Hasn't Been Hurt And Lives Every Day As Though Its Heaven On Earth..
Oh That Mans Awesome.. He's Such A David George Law♡
david george law by Dinkii23 March 14, 2017

George Lawson 

George is such a hot guy. Very smart. Amazing. Everything you can think of. Amelia read this.
People: Omg! That’s the hot guy! His name is George Lawson
George: Lifts his shades 😎

george lawson 

Best at rugby league and union all the girls love him he is always shouting everyone and he is just and all round fucking legend
George lawson: hey

People: OMFG ITS GEORGE LAWSON

Lawrence George Davey 

Has an absolutely Huge cock, is popular with everyone and he gets all of the women. He is much sexier and more awesome than any James, Ollie, Sam, Zack, Angus, George, Tom or Max that you may know or have heard of. He is amazing in bed and knows how to treat a lady, by absolutey smashin her. but in a peaceful and respectable way.
Holy shit, that guy reminds me of Lawrence George Davey, you know, the guy who fucks every single girl on earth, in on night, on christmas, respectably and still manages to be best mates with their girl friends afterwards.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026