Gatis Kandis 

The YouTuber that will soon conquer the scene with his amazing tutorial videos like "How to Climb Over the Fence", "How to Hide From Your Fish", and "How to Impress the Girls". He is set to gain over 100 million subscribers by 2020, and will soon overtake PewDiePie and T-Series in the race for the new YouTube play button. His tutorials educate billions around the world, and will soon spread to other parts of the universe. With his videos. we will soon be able to accomplish anything. Truly the definition of a god, and is up there along with Tongo, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and The Floundering Fish. A Latvian man everyone should truly respect, subscribe to, and click the bell for notifications.

Woah! Gatis Kandis is so cool! I wanna be like him when I grow up! He teaches me so much!

Gatis Kandis by a nub November 7, 2018

gaetzing 

To have no earthly idea how anything works but make your opinion known as loudly as possible anyway, usually while under the influence of alcohol. inspired by Matt Gaetz.

"My head hurts. What happened last night?"
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."

gaetzing by Peven glugh September 2, 2020

Gazina 

A rare and perfect person; a very unique name and individual; a name of a girl who is undoubtedly amazing. The type of girl you search your whole life for.

A very balanced person. Caring yet playful, understanding yet challenging.

Possesses more integrity than your mother's grandmother.

The type of woman who makes you want to be a better man.

Sexy and sweet.
Intelligent and independent.
Someone you can just cuddle for hours with. Someone you can trust your entire existence with.

Is young at heart.

A romantic;
An innocent;
A swift ninja who will not miss an opportunity to scare the living hell out of you.

Completely and utterly beautiful.

Bacon... Enough said.

"I've really been trying to meet a Gazina dude, but there's like, only one. I checked it. On that national name checker dude. So...shit."

"Yeah, and I heard that that one's already taken."

Gazina by PseudooduesP July 1, 2011

Peter Gazing

Staring at a mans dick in the locker room or other location for 2 seconds or more.

dude, stop peter gazing.

Peter Gazing by Dsmooth5 August 13, 2010

gatinha 

In Brazilian portuguese it is usually used to refer to a really cute/pretty young girl/woman; it is commonly used by teenagers with an informal register.

"Gata" is also possible in the same context.

A Alessandra é uma gatinha, cara. / A Alessandra é uma gata, cara.
fofa gata

gatinha by TonNunes March 3, 2016

Gaziboed 

For a posh English gentleman to be overwhelmingly drunk, usually on bourbon.
Results can be throwing up, disjointed breathing, descent into a state of paralysis, throwing up, slurred speech, embarrassing comments and throwing up.
Pyjamad, bookcased, bungalowed, trollied and wellied are also appropriate phrases.

"Good god I was outright gaziboed last night, old boy"

Gaziboed by Phil McAvity 1234567 February 27, 2013

Ganzi 

A man with a monster Schlong which erect will destroy the universe as we know it. The average speed of a Ganzi is 57 MPH. Only responds in one word answers (often doesn't respond). One ejaculation could end world hunger and create a semen cloud over the world. The story of the world serpent was inspired by Ganzi's schlong. A younger Ganzi would be referred to as Lil Pedo or Honda Civic. In earlier years, A Ganzi would spend his time practicing his craft in poetry before falling into a spiral of becoming a gang leader, which he then evolved into a weeb master. A Ganzi's skillset includes being a fagio beast, capable of busting a cap in yo aah and being great at evading social situations. If you see a Ganzi in the wild proceed with caution as he walks around with his fists clenched ready to take heads off.

You will not survive

Damn Ganzi, he avoided my call again.

Ganzi by TheeSkengdo December 5, 2021