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Take it or leave it, mein furrier 

Similar to "Take it or leave it"(i.e. "this is your only option") but with a more sardonic edge.

I think this comes from a special edition of the Gilbert Shelton cartoon strip "Fat Freddie's Cat", in which the eponymous character narrowly escapes a genetically modified death at the hands of a mad, well, furrier.
Kid: What is there for dinner?
Dad: I'm cooking lasagne
Kid: wailing I don't like that
Dad: Well, take it or leave it, mein furrier
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Gamers vs. Furries

A war between the two global superpowers, Gamers and Furries. All was peaceful until early November 2018, when Furries invaded a few Gamer colonies. The Furries were clever, striking when the Gamers were weakest. During No Nut November. On November 10th, the war was officially declared and the chaos began. in the lands of TikTok there were soldiers fighting, dying, and mourning left and right. The war was focused primarily in America, but it soon started including many more countries.
Brave Soldier: The Gamers vs. Furries war has begun. Send reinforcements! We need backup!
Gamers vs. Furries by Dapper Boi November 26, 2018

Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up day 

On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too

Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days
"ewww furry art, go kys"

"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"

no wucking furries 

Australian slang, means no fucking worries. It is often shortened to no wuckas.
"Gonna be late to the cricket"
"No wucking furries mate, I'll save ya a tinny"
no wucking furries by Azazel December 9, 2008

lockport furries

useless humans that wear cat tails and ears to Lockport Township High School because they think it’s “cool” and are making a “statement” but in reality they are obnoxious people who have no real impact on the world..
I got dress coded for my ripped jeans but all the lockport furries don’t? Thats fine..
lockport furries by heheheh;) October 31, 2018
A subgroup of science fiction and fantasy fans who focus on cartoon animals, anthropomorphic animals, or human-animal hybrids.
Furries by Anonymous April 2, 2003

The War Against Furries 

If furries want to be animals, we should have the right to hunt them.
Random Furry: "uwu what's this? hewwo thewe" Me: *fucking flamethrowers it* Me: "The war against furries is over"