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Fucktention 

A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.
Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!
Fucktention by inBlueParadise April 26, 2011
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fuckment 

Abstract noun, referring to the state of being fucked. Can also be used as an expletive to make reference to such a state.
"Oh, fuckment."

"What?"

"She just saw me with another girl."

"Oh man, you're in a whole lot of fuckment."

"I know, right?"
fuckment by malcolmholmes May 19, 2014

fuckmented 

A combination of Fucking Demented

Fuck+Demented= Fuckmented
You are fuckmented

fuckmentalism 

An ethical moral value system which simply states: "mentally fuck with anyone as much as you can".
Fuckmentalism is best described by a few examples. What follows are two sample conversation between a fuckmentalist and a normal person:

Normal: "you know, you ask too many questions."
Fuckmentalist: "yes, this is true. But I ask a lot of answers too."
Normal: "WTF"

Normal: "You can either be gay... or bi"
Fuckmentalist: ".. or both."
Normal: "WTF"
fuckmentalism by TallTruther February 21, 2009

fuckdeath 

Fuckdeath is where you are fucked to death by anal sex like Justin Bieber should
shit bomb is 10,000 times better happening to you than fuckdeath
fuckdeath by JOJONATOR BALLz November 27, 2013

fucktent 

a tent constructed for the sole purpose of having sexual relations
Hey dudes, in order to avoid weird moments at the festival this weekend, could somebody put up a fucktent? I'm sharing with Bob, and he bones like a rabbit.
fucktent by the_mav October 22, 2009

Fuckdest 

The most fucked. A good way to describe a negative situation.
as in "I have had the fuckdest week everrrrr..."
Fuckdest by katotonic chicken January 4, 2012