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Fuck that for a box of birds

A ridiculous situation which is very annoying

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else
There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

bird-fuck bird-cunt

when, while hunting, you kill a particularly fine looking bird and decide to engage in intercourse with it, this is called a bird-fuck bird-cunt if and only if the birds cunt is stretched and torn when you are done.
That was a pretty sweet bird-fuck bird-cunt back there, eh skipper?
Skipper is a dog.

Fuck bird 

Someone very insecure in their sexuality and also a retard.
e.g. Man 1 to Man 2:

"Hey have you seen that kid Man 3 from highschool? He's become a total fuck bird over the last few years."
Fuck bird by stefolt June 19, 2018

Fuck That Bird 

Often said by players of the original Ninja Gaiden.
-knocked down into the abyss by a hawk for the sixteenth time-

"FUCK THAT BIRD"
Fuck That Bird by Khrisiah April 30, 2010

Birdbox Fuck

When ur in a situation where u have to fuck a really hideous girl and you don't wanna look at her face so u blindfold yourself like in the movie
Aiden : I can't bring myself to fuck Shannon she's too ugly
William: Just Birdbox fuck it dude
Birdbox Fuck by Certified Coon January 11, 2019

mother bird fuck 

During sex with a girl, vomit in her mouth, and then have her suck your penis.
I was feeling kinda sick last night so i puked in her mouth and gave her the mother bird fuck.