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fuck beers 

Beers men bring over a girl's apartment as a peace offering when their sole intention of coming over is to have sex. If you look in a girl's fridge and there are random singles of different beers, chances are she has had numerous men visit her humble abode.
"I arrived at a chick's house carrying a six-pack of fuck beers; I could tell she hadn't been fucked since last summer...when I opened her fridge there were two Sam Summer's and a BL Lime on the side door."
fuck beers by Debbie Downerz October 13, 2011
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To have sex with an ugly girl, only because you were drunk and desperate.
Joe: Who was that girl walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: Oh, she was a beer fuck man.
beer fuck by Jer March 22, 2005
To have sex with an incredibly ugly girl, only becuase you were drunk and desperate.
Joe: Dude, who was that chick walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: She was a beer fuck.
beer fuck by Jer May 13, 2005

Cunty Beer Fuck 

An individual who cannot stand the thought of drinking anything other than craft beer and feels the need to impress others with their knowledge of all things beer.
A bud light? Ew! You know I’m a cunty beer fuck!
Cunty Beer Fuck by The_Story April 18, 2022

fuck all the women and drink all the beer 

To take full advantage of a party.
I'm here to fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

Fuck all the women and drink all the beer 

Something often said. It means their gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.
I'm gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026